If you feel like joining me on the guilty pleasure vomit train...
Southern McCunty has a new website in the works: (www.brookeparkhurst.com)
Southern McCunty has a new website in the works: (www.brookeparkhurst.com)
There are very few things that get me motivated and set in a jovial mood these days during my commute to work in the morning. The sudden cooler weather is helping, as is the fact that I am consciously defying bosslady's orders and wearing jeans today (my growing lack of tolerance to her bullshit is even invading my fasion decisions). That, and the amazing selection of tunes on my iPod this morning, courtesy of Joe. Nothing helps you start the day off right than 1) a cup of coffee and 2) Drive-by Truckers, Neko Case, and Carl Perkins. Now I suddenly have a craving for cheese grits.
Apparently these are the three things necessary to qualify to terminate a yearlong commitment to the New York Sports Club. Utter bullshit. I went down to figure out the situation and speak with the general manager myself and after telling her that i'm just broke due to unforseen circumstances and can no longer afford the luxury of the gym membership, she told me that I had to prove I was moving by bringing in a lease, a bill with the new address, a letter from my current employer saying I was moving and/or switching jobs elsewhere, or a note from my doctor saying that I couldn't exercise due to medical reasons. OR i could transfer the membership over to a friend or family member who CAN pay for it on my behalf. I'm going to dig through some old papers/bills tonight to see if i have anything from my old Alabama address (though the date would probably give me away) or I am going to ask bosslady to actually craft a fake letter on our letterhead with her signature stating that I'm moving. Perhaps this will be a good indicator for her to realize I am underpaid. That's very unlikely.
So....i know, i know, for a person who bitches about being broke all the time, I sure do take lots 'o trips. I'm very excited to announce that on the weekend of Sept. 22, I'll be heading to DC to bachelorette it-up with Clare and Terri! The Bama crew will reunite for 2 days of drunken reminiscing..and sayin' farewell to T-Bone as a single gal in the South.
for you blogheads.
I love Gawker's new column "Already, Over" where they bitch about stupid trends like media lay-offs, douchey hipsters, and cocaine. And today's edition made me swoon...literally. I love you, Gawker! I've pasted it below. It's that good. They're on fire today, what can I say:
FROM GAWKER (and according to AD AGE Magazine):
Pluto is no longer considered a planet. For real.
No captions yet...
Has any else noticed how vests have returned? I just don't think I can support this look in the 21st century. I rocked the faux-tuxedo ruffled shirts and I fully enjoy the princess/poofy short-sleeve thing (not to be confused with the VERY ugly peasant shirt sensation), but I believe matching paisley vests were worn back in '88 when my sister and I posed for a family photo. I had a perm and a gnarly pair of thick plastic glasses...so nope. I don't think I can do it. AND cowboy boots are back and they're still being paired with longish dresses. This will NEVER be okay. I don't care who can pull it off. And my disdain for all things large and WWF-esque belty remains, though last summer it was more of a "hanging off of the hips look" and this summer/fall it's "keep it snug, right the ribcage/titties sort of thing." Bleeech. It looks retarded. Plus, I would like to point how disappointing it is that I can not rock the very adorable (admittedly douchy, hipster-friendly), but cute outfit that pairs the ballet flats with the skinny jeans (which, are always it seems in stone-washed black or very dark denim..what's up with that?). My body type, unfortuantely, does not allow the newfangled "skinny" look. At all. Where are the cute jeans labeled "stumpy"? That's what I want to know.
So in effort to conserve funds, I've decided to terminate my gym membership. $70 bucks a month really is too steep for me, and considering I haven't stepped foot inside that place since the blackout, I figure it's best to just pay the $50 fee and start dieting (or join Joe's ghetto, and far less conveniently located beefcake gym for $130/year). Anyway, I called yesterday to inquire about the whole cancellation process, as I knew there'd be a fee. I was surprised it was only $50, but here's the kicker. Apparently you have to provide a written letter stating why you no longer want membership there. Wha??? When I explained that it was an expense I could no longer afford, they requested I either bring in a paycheck stub and/or a letter signed by my employer. What the fuck? This is the most absurd thing I've ever heard. First, doing either does not prove anything. The ridiculousness is extremely amusing, as I basically laughed in the face of the manager on the end of the line when she told me this. I'm walking down there tonight after work myself to see if I can get to the bottom of this retardedness.
First of all, I would like to say that I am not one to seek pity so this post isn't intended for that reason and I don't expect "poor Danielle" comments. I just have to get this off of my chest. I think i'm fairly self-sufficient both emotionally and financially. Even though I bitch about money, and my friends give me shit for being cheap, at least I don't ask for it. I'm probably too proud, but whatever. God knows my parents aren't (can't?) giving it to me at will, and Joe is hardly a sugar daddy, aside from taking care of the cable bill, allowing me to pay my half of rent in 2 portions each month, and buying me booze (and drugs). I never expect anything from anyone around Christmas or for my birthdays--and if they ask, I usually request money to pay off some bill. I don't spurge on $100 jeans or shoes. I shop at Old Navy and fucking Payless for christssake. And even though I expect to have a slightly lower salary due to my career choice in publishing and my desire to stay out of the corporate/cubicle world of it, I can't help but feel utterly lost and hopeless when it comes to days like this when I feel the incredible burden of my student loans, credit card debt, shitty salary, and inability to save up for something better bearing down on me like a ton of shit-filled bricks. What's worse, is that no one gets it. None of my friends, at least it seems. Who no doubt have, if in a pinch or bind, the comfort of knowing they have family to turn to for a couple extra hundred bucks to get them through a rough patch. Some even get it when they don't ask or even need it (lucky fucks). And that's fine. Good for them. They're fortunate. That's not my point. My point is, when I have a bad day like this and i just want to talk about it and let out my frustration with the attempt to seek some solace, the last thing i want to hear from the person on the other end of the conversation is "I don't know what to tell ya..." I hate this phrase. It does nothing to comfort me. I don't want you to tell me anything, just listen goddamnit and tell me everything is going to be okay! If my mom actually read this blog, I'd insert "yes mom, I'm talking to you..." but she doesn't so guess who get's to hear/read my frustration. That is all. And I swear to fucking god if someone comments "I don't know what to tell ya", I'll stab you in the face. Not really.
to hate this cunt. Can you count them? I spot two.
I greatly admire my dear friend Tyson, who has traveled to nearly every conceivable country on the planet (yes, he's one of those accomplished youngsters whom I envy to the point of infuriation). If you haven't checked out his travel blog, which is linked to my site below, go to it. http://www.tysontrips.com/. It will make you crave new experiences and adventure and inspire you to learn new cultures and not waste a moment of your life wondering "what if i had....". Or at least it did to me today. But maybe it's just my mood and probably the PMS. At any rate, definitely check out his amazing photos. Cheers, TY!
In one month I will turn 26, or as my mother so delicately put it, "You'll be over the first hump!" Great. At 26 years old, what have I achieved really? Not much considering when my mom was 26 she was caring for me as a newborn. And some people I graduated high school with have squeezed out THREE kids by age 26. Not that I want to be a parent in any way, shape, or form (ever, really)--but it does begin to bring things into perspective. I can't even wrap my brain around the concept of having a child now and it both baffles and amazes me that people my age do it (and often willingly!). I can barely afford to pay rent in my overpriced, too small (and let's face it, shitty) apartment, I split a bottle of wine or a sixer with Joe about every single night, I'm drowning in debt (and i don't even have a masters degree), and I treat my beloved weed-smoking apparatuses as delicately as a new mama would for her bobbling-head offspring. Obviously, I can hardly admit to being an adult, so the idea of having something not only grow inside of me and shoot out of my 'gina, but also have that amount of responsibility is far-flung. But is that so bad?
Last weekend Joe and I went up to Rhinebeck, a little town on the Hudson, to hang out with his parents and uncle at his uncle's amazing and adorable "country" house. Here are a few pictures:
I'm too tired to write up a full post right now, but i've added some captions to the photos which are on the first 3 pages of my main page in photobucket because i'm a dumbass and didn't create the right album and also a lazyass who refuses to spend the additional time transferring the pics to said album.