I'm in New York magazine!

Well, sort of. If you consider a microscopic pic of my drunken, dancing face on New Year's Eve--with disheveled hair -- (and the back of Joe's head) on the Table of Contents page part of the magazine, then yes. I am. Apparently a photog snapped a shot of us along with the other "revelers" at the Misshapes party. Amusing. I'll see if I can snag a copy and scan it in.