Creepy Men on Trains: What the Fuck, Part I

After getting off the escalator to the 6 train this morning, some random dude (In aviator glasses. At 8 a.m. in the morning. In a dark subway station, nonetheless) comes up to me and comments on some part of my body..though i'm not certain what. It was either "You have very nice eyes" (which i doubt because he was standing behind me) or "You have very nice legs" (which I'm still not certain is correct because, come on, you people have seen my legs...). Then, amid the hustle and bustle of the morning commuters he says "Wanna go get dinner some night?" WHAT? Uhm, no thanks Freak.