Overheard in Philadelphia...

"Tits are the new black..."--Allison Payne (God, love her).

"If I were black, I'd eat that shit every day!" --unidentified white fratty chatting to black man in Philly night club

"You can't hook up with my friend 'cause you're a male slut." --Infuriated Philly dancefloor-goer.

"Dance white girl, dance!" --unidentified voice on dancefloor

"Oh, wait. They're married...let's go fuck with them."--drunken dancer