What does it mean when...

Your ex-boyfriend from Bama calls you randomly and asks you to destroy (literally, like he wants me to burn it) one particular picture that you have of him that you took at least 2 years ago when he was not-so-skinny? Other than the fact that he's got some major self-image issues (which he does, and always will)..it probably means that he's back to blowing so many rails he's Lohan thin and is freaking out over the fact that he used to be a bigger guy. He made me PROMISE to do it. What a freak. In fact, I'm still determined that he's slightly schizo.