Eeewww!

There's something extremely disturbing about a fat, sweaty and balding middle aged man who answers his "I like the way you move" cellphone ring tone by saying "Speak". Gross. Doubly gross when he's pressed up against you on the crowded morning N train.


Also, Eeeww:

The mystery of my swelling disgusting feet. Last weekend I looked like I had club foot...or elephantitis. Either way it was pretty disgusting and I'm still not certain what caused it. Regardless, my feet are back to their ususal troll-like status.