A Few Rants

1) Taylor Fucking Hicks is the new American Idol. How the hell is that lousy bastard now worth $1 million? Oh right, he sold his soul to Simon Cowell.

2)When I'm at the gym, I don't read, nor do I watch/change channels/bother with the television that is attached to the treadmills at my gym (it's classy like that). Generally I just focus in on something and run or bring my ipod. So, when I snag the ONLY available machine that just happens to have the Yankees/Red Sox game on, I DO NOT appreciate sweaty meatheads/Yankees super-fans standing directly, and very close behind me as I run and yelling (actually, it was screaming) at the players on the screen affixed to my treadmill. SO FUCKING ANNOYING! Lay off the Creotene asshole, and go home to watch the goddman game! Plus, you should be looking at my ass.

3)New York weather sucks. Sunday I was freezing my titties off playing kickball, and today it's 80 degress. Allergies, a cold, and my sinuses are waging a war inside my head right now and all i want to do is sleep, which is totally pathetic because it's gorgeous outside and about to be a nice long 3 day weekend.

4)My massive consumption of marijuana of late probably does not help my current heath issues, but it is delicious.