First Annual Fatass Snack Master Challenge

So Joe and I haven't really hosted a big event at the Cobra Den since the Turducken Bowl (well, aside from the Sopranos season premiere Italian gorge-fest) so our next party is aptly titled the Fatass Snack Master Challenge, as inspired by one of our new favorite reality programs Top Chef on Bravo. What this entails is
tasting twenty snack items (read: whatever your competition brings) BLINDFOLDED. You have 5 minutes to get through your 20 items, guessing or passing on each item. After your turn you get to be part of the audience to watch your fellow competitors guess at whether that's a ding dong or a hostess cupcake. The guest who gets the most items wins a 20 dollar gift certificate to Virgin megastore.

Here are the details:

PLEASE
SUBMIT YOUR NAME, YOUR SNACK AND ANY FOOD ALLERGIES BY
MAY 1ST (veganism, vegetarianism, or refusal to
consume fast foods are NOT allergies and WILL be
ignored)!!!!

Entry Fee: 1 Snack (please bring enough so that at
least 10 people can have a bite) contained in a plain
brown paper bag, to be discreet.

What (is a snack): Anything that would be or is a part
of junk food. That means things such as, but not
limited to: twinkies, bbq sauce, creamy dressings,
pizza, and on and on and on. Be creative, we're
certainly trying.


Also, performance enhancing substances such as bottles
of wine and more questionable, greener substances are
NOT banned, rather they are encouraged.

So this will be interesting.... Joe (aka Coach)even made a flyer, which totally cracks my shit up.