Apparently it's time to go back to school

Or at least this is what NYU and The New School would have me believe. I've been receiving tons of newsletters, flyers, and EMAILS (!)saying that there are lots of affordable grad classes available for me to take this summer. What the fuck. 1. How the hell did NYU get my home address and private email and 2. I have no desire to go back to class (unless it's a cooking class, which Joe and I might actually do at the Culinary Institute of America). At any rate, it's annoying. As for the cooking/foodie classes, Joe found some amazing one-day-only classes at CIA for a pretty decent price--classes like "Signature NY restaurant dishes" "Soul Food" and (of course) "Southern BBQ). I think i'm going to let him take one first to see if it's even worth it, but i think they have couples classes and i'm pretty certain they offer one at the Beer Garden. Sign me up!