Reasons why I feel like harfing this morning...

1)My body simply can't handle the heat while walking to the train
2)The bounty of awful stenches from my street (today was trash day, after all)
and/or the bounty of disgusting smells from the subway....
3)The fruit I bought and ate from a vendor on the street yesterday
4)Rather than smelling like fresh-cut flowers like I'm sure her perfume is supposed to smell, the lady sitting next to me on the train really smells like rancig, rotting cut-grass. Ick.
4) The lack of food in my system is slowly causing the acid/bile in my digestive track to eat away at my stomach. Ick.
5) The slow fat-ass I'm walking behind is smoking a nasty disgusting makes-me-want-to-hurl-on-his-shoes cigarette. I just can't handle ciggie smoke anyomre.
6) Stomach flu
7) hangover

SO after scarfing down a bagel w/cream cheese and consuming an ENORMOUS cup of coffee, I think I'm feeling a little better. Must of been #4.