Gimme a Break Already!

So I've applied for so many fucking jobs it's ridiculous. The worst part is I haven't heard jack from anyone. I've even applied for a job as a product description writer for a company that makes sex toys and today I applied for a gig as a copy editor for Penthouse (which wouldn't be that bad, really). The point is I haven't heard ANYTHING period. Save for my info interviews with the big uglies HR depts. next week (Time and Conde Nast), I have nothing. It must be my poor cover letter writing skills. I hate those things. So needless to say, I'm getting a little frustrated with my lack of interviews in the big bad NY job search. On a lighter note, I saw a squirrel today...in Manhattan. I almost cried. And did I already mention that New Yorkers are fucking weird people? Cause they are. And they can't dress. Or they try too hard and end up looking awful. There is something to be said for TOO MUCH bling.