The Greater New York State Fair Recap

First, fun with numbers!

Number of full days attended at the fair: 2

Number of various types of fried foods consumed: 10

Number of exotic animals consumed: 2

Number of beers consumed: 30

Number of wine/sangria slushies consumed: 3

Number of freaks spotted: 100

Number of said freaks with "Lobster-boy claw": 0

Number of meth-mouths spotted: 20

Number of people I offended at the fair: 3 (at least)

Number of different farm animals seen: 6

Number of butter sculptures seen: 1

Number of Foreigner songs I know the words to: 7

Number of Foreigner song lyrics I now know how to sign-for-the-deaf to: 2

Number of Grand-Funk Railroad songs I know the words to: 1

Number of strippers seen: 15

Number of strippers who rubbed their junk up on my 'tatas: 1

Number of headshops visited in Syracuse: 1

Amount of money spent on midway carney games: $20

Number of joints smoked on ferris wheel: 1

Number of blisters on my feet from walking at the fair: 1

Number of times a mall was visited: 1

Number of hours wasted playing Guitar Hero on PS2: 6

Number of times I played Guitar Hero on PS2: 2

Number of times I watched others play Guitar Hero on PS2: 1,000 +

Number of times I heard "Godzilla", "Cowboys from Hell" and "Bark at the Moon" because of others playing Guitar Hero on PS2: infinity.

Number of times I wanted to destroy a PS2 game console due to the over-usage of Guitar Hero: 5

Number of days it will take me to get "Bark at the Moon" out of my head: 3 (at least)