Grouchy about Gauchos

Thanks to Allison for helping me come to the sad realization that I absolutely CANNOT wear those cute, trendy gaucho shorts/pants, er..skorts, no matter how comfortable and cool (by cool I mean temperature cool) they look. And props to my genes responsible for my trunk-junk, kankles, and short stubby legs that make wearing them impossible. Who needs them anyway..it's just another retro fashion return and Diane Keaton's the only one who could really pull them off--in 1973!