I hate living in New York moment number 1

Walking to the train in the pouring rain (sounds like a fucking whiny song lyric). My bandaids weren't waterproof causing the gaping bloody wound on my food (damn those $16 WalMart heels!)to burn from the wet grossness from NY pavement and pollution... I hate my commute. I'm going to start calling Astoria "the country." Whoever said living in a big fucking city was easy was so terribly mistaken. Today I missed my car.

15 min later on the train: why the hell do these people look so damn good right now? did they get a RIDE to the subway stop? There is not any matted hair, smeared makeup or anything? Why am i the only one with a sweaty, wet dripping face, pit stains and dirty feet? Cutting bangs for the summer was a really really bad idea, by the way. Eww. I'm offically growing them back out.