Freaks and Geeks

Man, Chelsea is the place for random celebrity sightings! Today as I was applying a fresh Band-Aid to my blistered heel (yes, those stupid $6 shoes!) I spotted D-list celebrity/freak Jocelyn Wildstein aka "cat woman" (or as I like to call her, "The Ugliest woman on the face of the Earth!") Seriously, the woman has had so much plastic surgery she looks like a cat. That's not good. Still don't really know who I'm talking about? Go to www.awfulplasticsurgery.com and search her name. You'll be sorry you looked. I'd post her pic on the blog but frankly, I don't want my readers to suffer or go blind. In other news, went to my first NY art opening today. It was called "Not in Kansas anymore" (fitting). And it wasn't bad at all. I was just pissed that there wasn't any free booze and/or goodies. WTF? They do that shit RIGHT in B'ham. Anyway, I'm doing some freelance (and I mean "free" quite literally) writing for newyorkcool.com so hopefully my review/thoughts/photos from this show will be on the site soon.