Thursday, June 30, 2005

The Alba Factor

Boy roommate has a serious obsession with Ms. Jessica Alba (so he says because she resembles his hot Thai girlfriend). Whatever. Alba is hot, I'll give him that. But is it necessary to put a photo of her on our fridge? Being greeted by an incredibly gorgeous female celeb while grabbing for my Haagen Daz in the freezer is just ruining it for me, the ice cream i mean. Though I'd love to know when the last time Alba scarfed down a whole pint of yummy chocolate goodness.Yes, just plain old chocolate. I'm a purist like that. Bitch probably couldn't even stomach a chocolatey Viactiv chew. I pity her, really i do.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why not put a picture of a super-hot guy on the fridge and ruin the ice cream eating for him, too? OK, that kind of thing probably doesn't work on guys, but at least you could concentrate on the hot man instead of Jessica Alba.

2:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree with Clare....get some pic of a hot young hipster and throw him up there next to Alba. We miss you in the Ham. Come back soon.
1000 hits? damn you are so the next big thing in blogdom.

10:41 PM  

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