My Biggest Piss Peeve EVER!

Why, ladies, why! I'm going to admit it. I don't understand females. Why are they so afraid of the toilet seat? Most women freak out over toilets at bars (in some cases, this is warranted) and I never touch port-o-lets. However, it only makes the piss splatters worse when you hover over, well...basically stand over it to pee. It gets everywhere and it's completely icky. Girls do this. I've seen it. I however don't do it and like the idiot I am, I usually just plop myself right on down and after it's too late...I've got nastiness on my behind. Ick. Now my SUPER pet-peeve when it comes to girly toilet behavior is putting down a paper toilet seat cover in a very nice, clean office bathroom that gets cleaned at least 3 times a day. Other girls aren't hovering and creating splatters in an office toilet! So what the fuck, girls. Your ass is not going to get a disease, you won't catch and STD...just sit on the goddamn toilet!!!! Ironic that nearly half of the girls I hear pulling off at paper toilet seat before peeing don't even wash their hands before they leave the bathroom....yeah, that makes sense.