Typical NY Weekend

Things I DID do this weekend:

1) Went to the Siren Music Festival at Coney Island
2) Got sunburned
3) Saw loads of hiporati hotties (scrumptious)
4) Saw my favorite band of the moment Brazilian Girls in Central Park and screamed "Pussy Pussy Pussy Marijuana!" at the top of my lungs
5) Ate a fucking amazing spinach, cheese, and mushroom crepe AND was screamed at by an old French lady/crepe maker who refused to sell any more crepes because she thought i cut in line
6)) Drank lots and lots of beer


Things I DID NOT do this weekend:

1) See those gorgeous rockers from Ambulance LTD at Siren Fest.
2)Go to Fire Island (like I was supposed to)
3) Win a trip to the Hamptons (boy roommate did)
4) Cut in line at a crepe stand at the Bastille Day street fair
5) A beer bong