Shell Shock

Lessons learned as a New Yorker: Day 1


Catcalls in Queens aren't much different from those in Birmingham.

After unpacking my shoes and walking 20 blocks in strappy sandals, i realized that i must invest in some decent walking shoes. God bless my new pumas.

Cabbies are dumbasses who don't know any place outside of Manhattan. I learned this the hard way on my way to my new apt from the airport.

New York women are gorgeous without even trying to look good, and according to my fellow midwestern transplants they are very aggressive when it comes to hitting on the opposite sex....bitches.

Always carry an umbrella.

30 minutes to Midtown IS a long commute.

Always ask if the $8 burger comes with fries......